As we all know, Kate Moss and Jamie Hince had a little bump in the road in their relationship over this past month, such a large bump, in fact, that everyone was under the impression the two had broken up.  And things get jucier.

Apparently, when Kate went on a yachting vacation in Sardinia last week, she used the paparazzi as her ticket to making her boyfriend shake in his boots over the idea of losing her to another man.  Jamie was originally supposed to go on the trip with her, but they got in a huge fight, so he stayed and did band things with his group, The Kills, while she went vacationing with a bunch of friends and random, sexy men.

During her vacation, Jamie caught wind of photographs of Kate and friends on the yacht, and saw what appeared to be a picture of her swooning over another man.  So, he did what any freaked out boyfriend would do, and texted her saying, “Who’s the hunk on the yacht you’re gazing at?”

One of Kate’s friend’s also said that Moss had been feeling like Jamie hadn’t been paying enough attention to her as of late, so she intentionally went around, trying to make him feel like his relationship was on the rocks, threatening him with the idea of other men.

Kate’s friend says, “Kate deliberately, and in full view of the photographers, chatted to a range of good-looking male guests, friends of her chums Davinia Taylor and her husband Dave Gardner, who hosted the trip.”

The friend then went on to say, “Kate spent a lot of time on the yacht texting Jamie but refused to pick up the phone to him. That was her way of letting him sweat and making sure he really appreciates her. Having said that, everyone was winding up Kate about the fact that she kept looking at her phone.”

Well, one thing was clearly true in that interview Kate Moss did with Vogue - she sure does act like a 17 year old!  Some people’s supermodel children…

Below is a promotional photograph of Kate Moss and French actor, Gaspard Ulliel, for luxury goods firm, Longchamp.

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I told you this would happen!  When supermodel Kate Moss’ hair extension fell out in Berlin last week while she was trying to duck under the persistent paparazzi, it was photographed to death, making news websites everywhere.  After all that, I had a feeling it would somehow end up on ebay, and so it did.

News reports claim, “Photographer John Farr told the newspaper he picked it up and has posted it on the Internet auction site on behalf of the German anti-drug charity Keine Macht den Drogen (No Power to Drugs).”  Farr was soon afterwards quoted as saying, “I hope Kate doesn’t mind. I did not have time to ask her because she was in quite a hurry.”  HAHAHAHA.  I hope she doesn’t mind that I’m gaining personal dollars to auction off the hairpiece that I was probably responsible for knocking off of her haid.  Wow.  Some people’s children.

Anyway, the bidding on this awkward item will run through July 3rd, but already, Kate’s hair extension has received about 20,000 views.  Click here to view the ebay auction where one lucky winner will be the recipient of a couple strands of fake hair, all for the low low price of way-too-much-dinero.

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From the looks of these pictures, it seems like whatever paparazzi shot them was hanging from the window of the car Adriana Lima was seen riding in, in New York City.  But she didn’t appear to mind, as the Brazilian supermodel pursed her lips for the camera and played sexy.  The smile on her face also indicates she’s not like most celebrities - a total paparazzi hater…probably because she doesn’t get a whole lot of press, outside of her Victoria’s Secret campaigns.  One thing I’ve always liked about Adriana is her teeth.  They are absolutely perfect!  I could, however, live without that kissy-face look.

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As to be expected, every time supermodel Kate Moss goes out in public, she gets bombarded by the eager paparazzi.  Earlier this morning, she was on her way to yoga class when she got paparazzi-stalked and decided to make a run for it.  Normally, she can just jump in the car and zoom off, but this time, her chauffeur was ASLEEP.  So she had to wake the fool up and be like, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!  It took her longer than usual to get away, so the stalkarazzi got a nice little picture of her kicking the lazy chauffeur out of the backseat of the car, and into the front where he belongs.  Awesome.

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Here are some pictures of a yet-again wasted Kate Moss who was said to have almost “tripped over a fallen paparazzi as she stumbled to the waiting car,” after leaving the Claridges Hotel in London last night.  I have a feeling that one of these days, her story is going to be recaptured on a Law & Order episode.  I wonder who will play her?

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Every time pictures of Heidi Klum and her husband Seal are released on the internet, they look like such a sweet, happy couple. And, there has to be SOME good reason that Heidi is attracted to him. I mean, really. He is not a good looking man. So, I just always figured he must be super nice…but the paparazzi have other stories to tell.

Apparently, the other night when they went out to dinner (you can see those candids on the post below this one), a paparazzi dude tried to shake hands with Seal, letting him know how much he liked him, and that song “Kissed By a Rose,” that made him famous.

And what was Seal’s response??

“Why would I shake hands with scum? I don’t like what you do. You are scum.”

Then, another paparazzi made a comment on how Heidi doesn’t seem to mind all the attention, to which Seal responded,

“Don’t bring her into it. Why don’t you go ask your mother how I feel.”

SERIOUSLY!??! Your MOTHER? Are we still nine years old? Seal sucks.

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Heidi Klum has her hands full…with children! Yesterday, she took the little ones to the dentist, and then got completely bombarded by the paparazzi. Her kids are staring at the stalker-razzi like, “MOM! AM I THAT CUTE?! WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING MY PICTURE!!!?” Someday they’ll understand how cool their mommy is, if they don’t understand it already. Included in the picture links below is one that a perv-arazzi took of Heidi’s bum, underwear showing and all.

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Here are a couple candids of Kate Moss, trying to get to her car while grumpily shoving the paparazzi’s and their cameras out of her way.  She got super tan, super fast.  Spray-on, anyone?

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I find this oddly hilarious…news sources say the crime rate has dropped in Kate Moss’ neighborhood since she moved in…well, duh. It’s kind of hard to kidnap and burglarize people when you’ve got the paparazzi campin’ out 24/7.

One of Moss’ neighbors said, “With her security cameras and all the photographers out in the street, crime has stopped altogether.” So I guess that means they’re done hating her for being so loud all night, every night??

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Ah, the fall season. Leaves on the ground, a cool breeze in the air, and Heidi Klum at a pumpkin patch. Plus, a butt shot taken by a perverted paparazzi! Does it get any better than this?

Via celeb city