Okay, this is getting out of hand. Being a supermodel seems like it would be a royal pain in the butt. Curves are the most beautiful part of a woman’s body, and now it’s being said that Karolina Kurkova is just too curvy. Well no duh, she’s a woman. Women naturally get hips for mothering purposes. Don’t go telling us we shouldn’t have them!

She recently did a runway show in Brazil, where they claimed they’d never invite her back because of her ‘back fat, love handles, and cellulite.’

WHAT?!?! Are you kidding me?! Look at this chick. Do you see fat?! Give me a break…

For some odd reason, people feel the need to make stuff up. This time, there’s a rumor going around that supermodel Miranda Kerr and her actor boyfriend Orlando Bloom have split up. Well, don’t listen to that jibberish, because it isn’t true! The two are still very much in love, and very much together.

Miranda’s mother was quoted as saying, “Miranda and Orlando have never been closer and are happier right now more so than ever. I realize there is an interest in people who are in the spotlight, but I just can’t believe how far from the truth it gets.”

I agree, Mama Miranda! People need to zip the freakin’ lip.

Below is a YouTube video of Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret.

Awe, man. Is this woman falling apart, or what? First, Kate Moss goes from trying to freak her boyfriend out and make him think she’s going to leave him for another guy, and now she’s like, have my baby, Jamie!

Kate will be spending the summer with Jamie in Ibiza, and it is there where Kate’s friends say she plans to discuss her baby making plans with him. The friend quotes, “Kate is keen to have another baby before Lila Grace gets any older. She doesn’t want her to grow up a single child.”

And then the friend goes on to say, “She thinks he will be a great dad - but he has been unsure whether he’s ready for such a huge commitment.”

Okay, am I hearing this correctly? Kate wants to have a baby in her unstable relationship, because she doesn’t want her daughter to grow up alone. But, she’s got a pretty good feeling that he’s nowhere near ready for that kind of commitment. Now that right there is the foundation for one heck of a parenting team.

Below is a YouTube video of Kate Moss throughout her catwalk years. Enjoy!

Yay! I’m kind of glad that the rumors about Kate Moss and Jamie Hince breaking up were all a bunch of bull you-know-what. I mean, I don’t necessarily like Jamie Hince, nor do I think he’s cute in any way, shape, or form, but I can’t stand breakups. Everyone ever always breaks up, and I’m sick of it.

So, hopefully you’ll be as glad as I am to hear that the couple is still together and going strong, and all the speculation that they were done for was simply that - speculation.

The two were seen walking arm-in-arm together on Monday afternoon, spending some quiet time together, strolling the streets and shopping. A source says, “The pair met and shared a warm embrace at a pub before heading for a shopping trip at Selfridges in Oxford Street.”

Below are a few picture links to photos from their rendezvous. One of the first times they were able to see one another since Jamie returned from tour with his band, The Kills.

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And below, is a YouTube video/slideshow of Kate Moss with her ex-boyfriend, Pete Doherty, who has reportedly been sending Kate lovey-dovey text messages at all hours of the night, trying to win her back.

This YouTube video is really informative, in regards to a model’s portfolio and what you need to have goin’ on inside of one. No clue who this model is that’s being featured, but she’s gorgeous.

So if you ever decide you want to head out to the land of overly-skinny people, pay attention to this video. It will help to get you started.

It seems inevitable, but I’m here to tell you that supermodel Heidi Klum was spotted out and about with her kids and the nannies yesterday morning. Total shocker!!

Heidi’s life seems to consist of nothing but family, family, family, and maybe a little bit of modeling on the side. What a way to go! So it’s no surprise that Klum was captured on camera by the paparazzi as she took her children to school in New York City yesterday, sporting a cute black t-shirt and jeans…a respectable but lazy outfit that we all can turn to in times of chill-mode need.

And, in relation to the personal life of Heidi Klum, her family and her husband Seal, the sexy German supermodel was recently asked what her plans are in the way of future baby-making possibilities. Interestingly enough, her response was, “So many people say, ‘I am so done.’ That hasn’t come out of my mouth, and it hasn’t come out of Seal’s mouth either. I feel like we still have one coming.”

So I guess it’s time to prepare, as the Klum/Seal (does he even have a last name?) family approaches an expansion…

Click the links below to view photos of Heidi Klum and her nannies, taking the children to school yesterday morning.

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And, here’s a YouTube video of the lovey-dovey, smoochy-woochy couple on Oprah. What looooove.

This is truly the most boring commercial I’ve ever seen in my life, so I thought I would share it with you! Gisele Bundchen is the new face of the Visa Credicard, and whoever put together this little televised advertisement is a really uninteresting person, I’d bet. Are you as bored as me when you watch this?

Remember how, awhile back, it was reported that Gisele Bundchen makes thirty and some odd million dollars a year as a supermodel? Yeah, well she doesn’t agree with all that. Not one bit. Gisele was recently quoted as saying, “I would like to know who this reporter is (who said that). And I would like him to talk to my accountant and figure out where is the cash that’s missing. Because I haven’t seen it.” Although she didn’t elaborate on how much she actually does make each year, I’m willing to bet it’s at least half, if not more of what the exaggerater-faced reporter originally assumed.

Below are a couple picture links to candid photos of Gisele Bundchen, out with a friend yesterday afternoon.

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And here’s a YouTube video of Tom Brady’s (boyfriend to Gisele Bundchen) high school football recruiting video. He looks exactly the same, but way more nerdy. Haha!

Adriana Lima celebrated her twenty-seventh birthday on Thursday with her boyfriend of almost a year, who made it a point to turn her into his fiance on her special day. NBA star Marko Jaric proposed to his supermodel girlfriend on Thursday, and publicist James Weir claims, “He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn’t be more in love.”

Seemingly full-of-himself Marko Jaric went on to quote, “I was not the person to fall in love easily. I am a difficult person from that standpoint. Now, it’s a little different situation.” The two have been dating for nine months now. Hopefully they enter into a happy wedlock, or her birthday will be a day she’ll always affiliate with making the wrooooong decision.

Below is a video clip of Adriana Lima telling us what she looks for in a man…hopefully she’s found it all in Marko!

Pregnant supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio spent her afternoon in Los Angeles on Monday, sporting a beautiful yellow sun dress as she guzzled down her Starbucks green tea blend…or something green. I’m hoping it’s green tea or I’ll be nervous. In other news, that baby of hers looks like it’s ready to jump out of its mama at any given minute now. She’s gotten huge!

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Below is a YouTube video of Alessandra Ambrosio in some very sexy Victoria’s Secret lingerie, pre-baby bump. Actually, pre-baby altogether.